MEET AKPORS:
Real Name: AKPORS
State: Warri
D.O.B: 2nd April
Sex: Male
HOBBIES: collecting teeth from a live tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, assassination, Jogging up & down mount Everest. And collecting rock particles from d moon
MY RECORD: fought with an elephant and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive!. played Russian ROULETTE with fully loaded clip & survived...killed Superman, held my breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds, assassinated Adolf Hitler, John .F Kennedy, Tupac, Abacha (d list is too long!)
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT : surfed on hot lava while d volcano was still erupting, Outran a cheetah, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st man to land on the sun, Carried the pyramid of giza for 2 days straight!
SILLY THING DONE: Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina, snow boarding on mount Everest, sky diving from outer space
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus.
PROUDEST MOMENTS: when a cobra died after biting me. When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to brag.
State: Warri
D.O.B: 2nd April
Sex: Male
HOBBIES: collecting teeth from a live tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, assassination, Jogging up & down mount Everest. And collecting rock particles from d moon
MY RECORD: fought with an elephant and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive!. played Russian ROULETTE with fully loaded clip & survived...killed Superman, held my breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds, assassinated Adolf Hitler, John .F Kennedy, Tupac, Abacha (d list is too long!)
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT : surfed on hot lava while d volcano was still erupting, Outran a cheetah, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st man to land on the sun, Carried the pyramid of giza for 2 days straight!
SILLY THING DONE: Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina, snow boarding on mount Everest, sky diving from outer space
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus.
PROUDEST MOMENTS: when a cobra died after biting me. When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to brag.
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