HUSBAND FINDS NO FAULT IN SON'S AFFAIR WITH WIFE

It might sound shocking enough to know that Inbreeding has gained a new height in Suleja, as a man openly acknowledged the existence of a intimate relationship between his wife and son. Mr. Audu Ibrahim, who lives in Bakassi area in Suleja, said that there was nothing wrong with the affairs between his son and the stepmother. "I don't want my beloved son to suffer emotionally. Since my wife is his happiness, I'm very pleased with it," he said. "You can see how busy I am with my job. I do not want an outsider to have an affair with my wife." His son, 19-year-old Umar, also proudly acknowledges the relationship between himand the stepmother. "My father lost interest in sex, due to very tight business schedule, some years ago. For many years, she (his stepmother) has been without sex or with little sex." Umar said. "My dad would go out for business in the morning and the next time he would show up, would be many days after. "When he eventually came home, he was very tired. It seemed to me that the spark had gone out of my parents' marriage. "Don't get me wrong, my dad was a loving father and husband also. But the romance that was present at the early state of his marriage was gone," he said. "So I began to pay my stepmom compliments on her looks, which made herblush. As days passed by, my desire increased to have her in bed. [/b]We gathered that his stepmom, Sophia from Sierra Leone, was also comfortable with the affair, saying that it was due to her "husband's laxity to her toward sex". [b]"He was content with his business, transcendental meditation and yoga. He seldom revealed his Hot side and when he did, it was more out of his own personal compulsions. "He had always remained predictable on the bed. He looked so methodical while Being Intimate. He wasn't getting anywhere closer to what I normally expected from him. "I kept telling lies to him that I had enjoyed his intimacy, as was expected from a typical housewife. "At 39, it was humiliating to resort to young guys and now I believe my handsome stepson would fulfill my desires. "But some incidents occurred between me and my own stepson that changed all that. My desire and lust to have intimate relation with my son increased and so I started working to make it true," Sophia said.

Meet AKPORS

MEET AKPORS:

Real Name: AKPORS

State: Warri

D.O.B: 2nd April

Sex: Male

HOBBIES: collecting teeth from a live tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, assassination, Jogging up & down mount Everest. And collecting rock particles from d moon

MY RECORD: fought with an elephant and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive!. played Russian ROULETTE with fully loaded clip & survived...killed Superman, held my breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds, assassinated Adolf Hitler, John .F Kennedy, Tupac, Abacha (d list is too long!)

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT : surfed on hot lava while d volcano was still erupting, Outran a cheetah, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st man to land on the sun, Carried the pyramid of giza for 2 days straight!

SILLY THING DONE: Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina, snow boarding on mount Everest, sky diving from outer space

EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus.

PROUDEST MOMENTS: when a cobra died after biting me. When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to brag.

Justin Bieber on Selena Gomez break up: 'I don't know what'sgoing on in my life'

Justin Bieber was asked the inevitable — and awkward — post-split question on Saturday night. In an interview with the Open House Party radio show, the pop star was asked to comment on his breakup with Selena Gomez. "I don't know what to say," he sputtered. "I don't know what's going on in my life. To even assess that, it doesn't make sense 'cause I have not made any comment." Bieber seemed annoyed by the question so the radio host, John Garabedian, quickly moved on. He joked that the singer could use the breakup for song material, a la Taylor Swift. Bieber made a hesitant chuckle but made no further comment. The 18-year-old has stayed zip since the pair made headlines with their split last week. However, the Twitterverse lit up after Bieber’sBoston concert Saturday night, during which he performed Justin Timerlake’s "Cry Me A River, " the 2002 hit that detailed Timberlake’s breakup with Britney Spears. Bieber tweeted: "Thank you Boston. Focused on the positive. #30MillionBeliebers with me. I'm never leaving you because you are alwaysthere for me."

NEW: Jamb to release result 30 minutes after examination

The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) Registrar, Professor Dibu Ojerinde has said that the proposed Computer Based Test (CBT) which will enable candidates write their examination on-line, will commence from 2013. Professor Dibu Ojerinde disclosed this in Kaduna yesterday when he led his management team and staff of the board on an advocacy visit over the proposed Computer Based Test (CBT) to Kaduna State. According to the JAMB registrar, who led the advocacy visit to Kaduna State Ministry of Education, National Board for Technical Education (NBTE), Kaduna Polytechnic and National Teachers Institute (NTI), the board will also ensure uninterrupted power supply during the examination. He said although UTME candidates for 2013 will have options of Paper Pencil Test (PPT) and Dual Based Test (computer and paper), the board will begin full blown computer based testing by 2015. “From now on, with the use of Computer Based Testing (CBT), candidates will get their result within 30 minutes after the examination. It will also address cases of result black out and examination malpractice,” he said.

How to treat a lady.

1. Be Nice to her. Remember that every human being wants to be appreciated and treated well . The more genuine and specific you are, the better.

2. Remember that "no means no" . If you're doing something that makes her uncomfortable , even something simple like hugging, stop doing it. Ask her why it made her uncomfortable, and try not to make her uncomfortable again - either don't do that thing, or wait until she tells you she's ready but you need to remember that sometimes asking the same thing over and over again can be annoying.

 3. Let her talk about herself . If you say you want to get to know her better, and you then take over all the conversations, she will think you are self-centered and not very interested in her after all.

 4. Find out about her hobbies by asking questions about the kind of music she likes, sports, movies, family, observing her environment, etc .

 5. Compliment her . Say that her hair looks nice or that a shirt looks great on her. Then look in her eyes , and smile . Mean it. Keep it real. A small gift is a nice touch Tell her she is pretty. No matter how average she thinks her looks may be, a girl will usually be flattered and pleased to know you think she is attractive. Say "You've got the most beautiful eyes/hair/skin/hands/etc. I've ever seen," and again, mean it!

6. Maintain good hygiene . Take a shower , put on deodorant, brush your teeth, comb your hair, and shave (if needed) right before you see her—every time. Nothing makes a girl more uncomfortable than body odor, badbreath, or skanky skin.

7. Listen! You need to be a good listener. That works with most girls; they need someone who will patiently listen and understand them! Make comments that encourage her to provide more detail, especially if it's an intense topic. And NEVER abruptly change a topic of discussion unless there is a definitive (and obvious) end to that topic. All too often, boys break away from a conversation abruptly with a new topic that stresses how great or wonderful they are. Don't fall into this trap. If you follow the discussion and really listen, that is when she will really know you're into her. There is a huge difference between "hearing" and"listening", so make sure you are actively listening to her. Don't try to fix it. We all have a tendency to want to fix things. When a girl talks to you about a problem, she more than likely does not want you to help her fix it. She just wants you to acknowledge that she has a problem and empathize.

 8. Let her know about things she might be interested in . This will show her you remembered and are thinking about her, and the things she likes.

9. Don't forget her special occasions - especially her birthday .

10. Be truthful . There is no need to lie. Being honest during the dating process means you are being real - being the person she likes and not the person you think she'll like. If you find yourself consistently prone to embellishing the truth about yourself, try aiming toward that goal so that it will be the truth. If you find yourself always apologizing or trying to soothe her ruffled feathers, you need to honestly decide whether or not the two of you are a match. Treating a girl well also means recognizing this truth, and telling her in a way that hurts as little as possible — as soon as you know.

wizkid and banky might part ways

According to Global News magazine, a Nigerian tabloid. The magazine reports Banky W and WizKid might part ways soon except something is done to avert it. The reason is clearly as a result of some financial dealings that is not going down well with both parties. Sources hinted that there is serious entertainment politics going on within the four walls of EME as their record label is known. As part of ways to secure more gains, WizKid has already sacked Osagie, his manager… We hope we won’t see another case of PSquare & MayD oo !!! Wiz & Banky are just soo cool working together..

joke 102 logic and legality

A student from University Of Adult Jokes had failed his final law papers and was obviously not happy. He questioned the professor and decided to make a raw deal with him... Student: Professor, do you consider yourself to know everything about law? Professor: Absolutely, otherwise I would not be capable of standing in front of you and lecturing you on the subject. Student: If you can answer this question, I will agree with you and accept my final examination marks, if you cannot, you will have to give me an "A". The professor laughed over it but agreed. Student: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal and neither legal nor logical? The professor thought about it for hours and pondered, but there was no answer. He had to finally give up as he really did not know. He gave the boy an 'A'. The following day at lecture, the professor was still struggling with this unknown mystery and decided to pose the question to his students. Professor: Class, what is legal but not logical, logical but not legal and neither legal nor logical? He paused for a second in shock when all students raised their hands with a possible answer. He pointed out one student and waited... The student: Sir, you are 65 years old, married to a 28-year-old woman, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23-year-old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend has failed his exam and yet you have given him an 'A', that is neither logical nor legal. The professor collapsed.

nigeria and water melon

A Ghanaian man, American man and Nigerian man were lost in a forest and were captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the three friends that they could live if... they pass a trial. The 1st step was to go deep into the forest and get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. ... The Ghanaian man came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples". The King explained the trial to him. King: You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The American arrived and showed the king 10 berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed. The Ghanaian and American met in heaven... The Ghanaian man asked, "why did you laugh?, you almost got away with the trial"....then the American man replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the Nigerian man coming with Watermelons!!!

joke 101

A primary school teacher was teaching her pupils Christi an Religion Knowledge , after few minutes of teaching, the teacher asked, what is the materials God us to create hum an being, immediately many hands were up, the teacher call on one of the boys, the boy said, breath of God the whole class laughed, but the teacher then go further by explaining to the boy that before the breath, what was the material God used to mould us and a little girl quickly said clay, everybody clapped, the teacher said good answer please clap for her again, after few seconds of clapping one of the boys screamed and said, stop, stop, please teacher don't teach us non-sense, are you saying that clay was the only materials used, that is totally wrong God also use charcoal and a very good example is you I hardly see someone as black as you are.

21st century saga...

WELCOME TO THE 21TH CENTURY!!! *Our Phones ~ Wireless *Cooking ~ Fireless *Cars ~ Keyless *Food ~ Fatless *Tyres ~ Tubeless *Dress ~ Sleeveless *Youth ~ Jobless *Leaders ~ Shameless *Relationships ~ Meaningless *Atitude ~ Careless *Wives ~ Fearless *Babies ~ Fatherless *Feelings ~ Heartless *Education ~ Valueless *Transactions ~ Cashless *Children ~ Mannerless *Women ~ Patientless Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are ~ Endless. In fact am ~ Speechless

NOLLYWOOD ARTISTIC CONTENT N.A.C

Artistic contents is something that has turned out to be one major reason why we participate in few or many forms of art; be it film making, script writing; character personality and advantages and even film watching (lol). By and large, the artistic contents of our present 'nollywood' seems so peculiar that it leaves you dumb with questions such as:
1.How can a ghost look left & right before crossing the road? ‘Dem dey fear accident?’ 
2.Why does the TV go off by itself after the ‘breaking news’?
3.Why do all native doctors paint one eye?
4.Why must every advert Start with a loud scream?
5.Why must every juju part be represented by lightening & thunder under the bright sunlight?
6.Why do Nigerian movies always have part one to five?
7.How can Segun Arinze be Ramsey Noah’s dad… Any resemblance?
8.Why will a blind mother say, “I’m happy to see you my son”?
9.Why is Jim Iyke always coming back from America & speaking with a fake British accent?
10.Why is it that the characters die or run mad immediately after deir confessions?
11.Epic Village Movie Set in the 90s still finds Mercy Johnson with Brazilian hair, how come?
12.Hw can N2bn fit into a small Ghana-Must-Go bag?
13.Must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? ‘Na dem papa house?’ 14.Why must a film have Part 1,2, 3; Return of The Film 1,2 & 3; The Same Film ‘Reloaded’ 1,2 & 3? WHY!?
15.Wil a Yoruba movie ever be complete without a visit to the ‘Baba’?
16.Study:9 out of 10 times, Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies,why?
17. “15 years ago” & Ini Edo calls her Boyfriend with a Bold 5.. How is this possible?
18. Why will d parents call their child 3 times nd ask him/her how many time did I call you? ‘Dem no sabi count?’
19.When poor people come to Lagos to struggle dey always make it, if na so why poor people still dey Lagos? We all know its just an 'art' but don't you think we should be mindful of what we put out on screen to avoid criticisms from our viewers???

A living legend - WOLE SOYINKA

It's no doubt how true our heading sounds, because when you see him in public, with the sight of his neat though unshaved but well combed white hair, you'll indeed conclude that He is a legend. Its no other than WOLE SOYINKA. Akinwande Oluwole Soyinka (born 13 July 1934) is a Nigerian writer, notable especially as a playwright and poet; he was awarded the 1986 Nobel Prize in Literature , the first person in Africa and the diaspora to be so honoured. Soyinka was born into a Yoruba family in Abeokuta . After study in Nigeria and the UK, he worked with the Royal Court Theatre in London. He went on to write plays that were produced in both countries, in theatres and on radio. He took an active role in Nigeria's political history and its struggle for independence from Great Britain. He is also a vigorous critic of contemporary literature and has engaged in heated debates with others Africans who have accused him of writing in an obscure idiom that owes more to European traditions than Nigerian ones. In turn, he has argued against the Négritude movement, stating that "The Tiger does not boast of his tigritude." A passionate attachment to his Yoruba roots combined with a fearless experimentalism has continued to make him a controversial figure.Much of his later writing has been satire directed against corrupt African leaders such as Bokassa and Amin, whose predecessors invarious African states were targets of such plays as Madmen and Specialists. He is notably known for Quotes such as: -'EVEN WHEN I'M WRITING PLAYS, I ENJOY HAVING COMPANY AND MENTALLY I THINK OF THAT COMPANY AS THE COMPANY AM WRITING FOR' -'POWER IS DOMINATION, CONTROL, AND THEREFORE A VERY SELECTIVE FORM OF TRUTH WHICH IS A LIE' - 'AND I BELIEVE THAT THE BEST LEARNING PROCESS OF ANY KIND OF CRAFT IS JUST TO LOOK AT THE WORK OF OTHERS' -'BOOKS AND ALL FORMS OF WRITING ARE TERROR TO THOSE WHO WISH TO SUPPRESS THE TRUTH' In 1957 his play The Invention was the first of his works to be produced at the Royal Court Theatre. At that time his only published works were poems such as "The Immigrant" and "My Next Door Neighbour", which were published in the Nigerian magazine Black Orpheus. This was founded in 1957 by the German scholar Ulli Beier , who had been teaching at the University of Ibadan since 1950. Soyinka received a Rockefeller Research Fellowship from University College in Ibadan, his alma mater, for research on African theatre , and he returned to Nigeria. He produced his new satire The Trials of Brother Jero . His work, A Dance of The Forest (1960), a biting criticism of Nigeria's political elites, won a contest that year as the official play for Nigerian Independence Day . On 1 October 1960, it premiered in Lagos as Nigeria celebrated its sovereignty. Also in 1960, Soyinka established the "Nineteen-Sixty Masks", an amateur acting ensemble to which he devoted considerable time over the next few years. Soyinka published works satirising the ' Emergency ' in the Western Region of Nigeria,as his Yorùbá homeland was increasingly occupied and controlled by the federal government. when the civil war came to an end, amnesty was proclaimed, and Soyinka and other political prisoners were freed. For the first few months after his release, Soyinka stayed at a friend’s farm in southern France, where he sought solitude. He wrote The Bacchae of Euripides (1969), a reworking of the Pentheus myth. He soon published in London a book of poetry, Poemsfrom Prison . At the end of the year, he returned to his office as Headmaster of Cathedral of Drama in Ibadan, and cooperated in the founding of the literary periodical Black Orpheus. And together with scientists and men of theatre, Soyinka founded the Drama Association of Nigeria...

Piano by D. H. Lawrence

Softly, in the dusk, a woman is singing to me; Taking me back down the vista of years, till I see A child sitting under the piano, in the boom of the tingling strings And pressing the small, poised feet of a mother who smiles as she sings. In spite of myself, the insidious mastery of songBetrays me back, till the heart of me weeps tobelong To the old Sunday evenings at home, with winter outside And hymns in the cosy parlour, the tinkling piano our guide. So now it is vain for the singer to burst into clamour With the great black piano appassionato. The glamour Of childish days is upon me, my manhood is cast Down in the flood of remembrance, I weep like a child for the past

leviathan by George oppen

Truth also is the pursuit of it: Like happiness, and it will not stand. Even the verse begins to eat away In the acid. Pursuit, pursuit; A wind moves a little, Moving in a circle, very cold. How shall we say? In ordinary discourse— We must talk now. I am no longer sure of the words, The clockwork of the world. What is inexplicable Is the 'preponderance of objects,' The sky lights Daily with that predominance And we have become the present. We must talk now. Fear Is fear. But we abandon one another.

pals and pad

Lead us not into temptation! That we may know all that seems fit and right from wrong. How sure are we to stick? Oh! Pals of desirous beauties and pads filled with unknown filties. Would we last as twine or just pads? Would our presence remain solid or just like the claws of a neathing pin, or would it be a feeling of nothing but a Caribbean swing? Oh! See how it makes a soul wake into a million thoughts. Do they for once feel like a pal or just pads? Though; flashes and trashed of a good life yet to be seen, or maybe it's an etorcism of great behind scenes. And reality; to them goes like a dream, but aren't they meant to be just pals rather than pads?

pearls2harmony

Happiness comes in many forms, in the company of good friends, in the feelings you get when you make someone else's dream come true, or in the promise of hope renewed. Its ok letting yourself happy because you'll never know how fleeting that happiness might be.